this kid’s got the world figured out
these-times-will-pass: Love quotes? you will love this blog!
staystrong-stayamazing: this still makes me laugh even though I’ve read it so many times.
notenuf: citrusmalicious: coolstoryrob:     meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin: serionsly: voyagevisuelle: This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars). or you know this could be photoshopped but idk you tell me this is alexandrias melon (wow) it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic) it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy. its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus. The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers. It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza. This planet is really just so amazing guys wow. I don’t even have any clever copy, I just wanted to make an oreomelon i like the scientific name of it. how come people dont trust people anymore these days
doux-riens: holdyourhandbreakmywrist: bestevarevillaugh: Why the fuck are Disney movies so fucking deep? Probably so kids will have more of a probability to grow up with better self esteem and a better perspective of the world than most people have. the thing is though; as kids we didn’t understand the meaning of the movies. thats why when we get older, we finally understand them.
  • Boy: spell me
  • Girl: M-E
  • Boy: you forgot the D
  • Girl: there's no D in me.
  • Boy: not yet
love-life-until-death: breathe-squeeze-follow-through: xkaleidoscopesx: foreverandaday21: My heart stopped when I saw this….I can’t imagine I almost didn’t reblog this but I had to. All my love to those who serve this great nation and to the families for all they do to support them. My dad always was so quiet after coming home on days he had to do this. It took me a while to understand.. but shit.
isyhello: i tought one time everything will change and it will be good in the and
my-story-for-a-change: sadisticmagidan: th3w0lfcub: georgeward: williamegilbert-: mandaks: craigslistdad: how to ride without a bus ticket in 2 easy steps: WHAT THE FUCK HOLY SHIT This is amazig hahahahahahahahaha. The more you watch… it just gets out like a normal person ahhaha I can’t not reblog this… Is it just me or does the driver: a) not slow down b) not give a fuck what just happened. Scumbag driver. When a dear is running out into the road and you dont have enough time to make a safe stop you are supposed to speed up. the goal is to maximize the time of impact. It works much better in a car the idea it to have the deer more or less go over the car. also by speeding up the driver is more likely to kill the deer instantly instead of most likely wounding it and having the dear die a slow death. so he did exactly the right thing. 
coca-koala: omg paradise